Meagan ([info]dryad_song) wrote,
@ 2008-01-07 11:13:00
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A rose, by any other name, would beat people senseless for not being able to spell "Rose"
Today I am going to talk about names. Names are a tricky thing in this day and age, as they come from all over the globe and even your basic names can be spelled in new and terrifying ways. My name is Meagan. It's not the most common way to spell it, but it's not far off the mark.

And yet.

I have taken to, when I am asked for my name, answering exactly like this:

"Meagan. m, e, **A**, g, a, n."

Past precedent has dictated that unless I deliberately, slowly, empatically emphasize the first A in my name, people will blithely assume it's spelled one of half a dozen other ways. No one has ever gotten it right after I spell it out, and 26 years of that is a long time for no one to ever have gotten it right. So I answer in the above fashion.
And would you believe that 99% of the time, people still spell it 'Megan' after supposedly listening to me, typing the name one letter at a time as I speak them. Just yesterday, I answered at LensCrafters so that an associate could look up my file.
"Meagan. m, e, **A**, g, a, n."
"You're not in our system."
"I assure you I am. It's spelled Me **A** gan."
*checks again, shakes head* "no, you're not in here."
"You're missing the first A."
"Oh, sorry. Meag E n. I'm still not finding you."
"No, g A n" (which she got right back at the beginning!!)

And, by the way, that's what the other 1% do when I spell my name for them. They'll get the "MEA" part correctly, but they'll choose between "GHAN" or "GEN" after that. And it usually takes three rounds of corrections for them to get it right. I just don't understand this. Some people have honestly gone through six different incorrect spellings of my name, with me very carefully spelling it correctly each time, before they get it right. It's like they decide that despite the fact that they're getting it wrong, they'll cycle through every permutation that they can think of before actually listening to me spell my own name.

That automatic "h" bothers me. There's a cadence to the way I spell my name out loud. Three letters, the third one quite emphasized, then three more. m e A; g a n. And yet far too many people stick an H in there. It's like they think, "well, she's got a superfluous letter in there, so we might as well throw a few more in". Seriously, people, if a person is deliberately spelling out their name, listen to them. People with commonly spelled names rarely do that, so there's probably a reason.

(Once, at Chapters, I was trying to order a book and I was shuffled between about five different people altogether, back and forth, and between them they spelled my name (including my last name which adds even more confusion despite only being four letters and one syllable) eight different incorrect ways. I was impressed. One of them spelled it "Meegan Flue".)

I should wear a nametag around my neck. But then, when people inevitably still got it wrong, I'd have to bludgeon them, so unfortunately it's not a practical solution.


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[info]tww1fa
2008-01-07 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I feel your pain. My personal cross is the fact that my last name has an uncommon spelling: McLure. Everyone wants to spell it McClure (or MacLure, or even MacClure.)

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[info]stephthegeek
2008-01-07 07:06 pm UTC (link)
I'd like to point out that you've ruined me for all other Megans/Meaghans/Meghans/etc. I thought your spelling was the common one until recently :)

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[info]dryad_song
2008-01-07 07:56 pm UTC (link)
I love you. :)

Edited at 2008-01-07 07:57 pm UTC

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[info]leviathan3k
2008-01-07 08:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm in the same boat. Everyone confuses my name with "Mario". The fact that my last name is also rather Hispanic reeealy doesn't help matters.

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[info]airmeith
2008-01-07 11:23 pm UTC (link)
I understand the frustration. I work in Client Services, and with a name like Aubrey, I get a lot of weird variations. The most common, of course, is Audrey ("Hi Audrey" - Actually it's Aubrey - "Audrey?", No, Aubrey with a B, "Oh, sorry about that. So, Audrey...."). I've also been called Albany, Auburn, Autumn, Andrea, and once (strangely), Grace. I can almost understand it when I'm on the phone, but when it's on an email, and they had to type my name in themselves (ie. not a reply), it gets a little ridiculous.

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[info]spazholio
2008-01-08 02:08 am UTC (link)
I can completely empathize. Both of my names (all three, actually) are completely easily spelled, very common, and can all be used as first names.

Come to think of it, my situation is nothing like yours.*

My apologies, carry on.

*-then again, how many people do you know that have the same name as your ex-Prime Minister? That was AWESOME when I went out to eat and got to use my credit card and my passport and such. =)

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[info]dryad_song
2008-01-08 05:40 am UTC (link)
I once dated a fellow that had the same name as the loathed provincial Premier Mike Harris. :)

But yes, I do remember Steph sharing that she was particularly surprised she had the Prime Minister's birthday in her calendar, and then she went to tell you that apparently you share the same birthday with him! What a coincidence! :)

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[info]andjay
2008-01-08 08:50 am UTC (link)
Nice attempt at provoking her, Spaz, but you lose points for allowing her an out by mentioning the your ties to Canadian Government.

When provoking someone, ensure that they are put with their back to a corner and the provoking factor right in their face.

For instance:

I can recall an instance where I repeatedly told Megan that I was going to scare her, even giving her the exact time I'd do it, and then scared her. She still jumped. Now she has grey hair, as can be seen in her beautiful LJ icon.

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[info]spazholio
2008-01-08 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Did this aforementioned incident involve misspelling your own wife's name? Because that would definitely scare me. =)

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[info]dryad_song
2008-01-08 05:23 pm UTC (link)
No, the little story at the end was only there so that he could work in a misspelling of my name. That is the provoking part. He makes it seem like he's trying to provoke me with the story of the scaring, and then with the reference to my white hair, and really, it's all about the missing A. That's how he works.

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[info]brother_blaze
2008-01-08 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Well, on the bright side, at least they believe you know what your name actually is.

My given name is Marty. All my life I've gotten into fights with people who insist that it's Martin. It's not.

"What's your name?"
"Marty"
"Your full name"
"Marty"
"You *legal* name"
"Marty"
"The name on your birth certificate"
"Is *Marty*. It's not Martin."

At which point I have to bite my tongue not to scream "Listen you bureaucratic bitch, I know my own fucking name!"

And... let's not even get started on how everyone pronounces my last name--which is, in fact, phonetic. I mean... exactly *where* in the English language does an i make an "uh" sound??

So... I feel your pain. Honestly, I do.

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Names
(Anonymous)
2008-01-10 11:46 pm UTC (link)
See, I named my son Daefyd. I did this because I knew a guy in University who spelled his name this way and I rather enjoyed it. It doesn't seem to matter what I name my child, or how I spell it... people will ALWAYS get it wrong. My name being "Lindsay" has fifteen different spellings... I even have had people calling me "Cynthia" after I say my name (that happens more than you would expect).

I also remember first meeting you and thinking your name was pronounced MEA-gan, and you biting my head off then. So bah - what's in a name.

I have a friend who still can't remember my name and calls me Octavio to this day.

Lindsay

ps I have a LiveJournal Account.. but it isn't working and I don't care to fix it.

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[info]leviathan3k
2008-01-11 08:24 am UTC (link)
Is that pronounced "David"?

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[info]dryad_song
2008-01-11 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Do you want me to help fix it? Also, I remember you saying that your son's name, whenever he showed up, would be Daefyd. I thought it was cool then and I still do. Me, I'm going to be undecided about my childrens names up until a day after they're born. But then, I'm a libra, so that's par for the course. :/

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(Anonymous)
2008-01-26 04:20 pm UTC (link)
That almost sounds as fun as when I say my name and people think my first and last name..are one name. And sit and wait for 2-3 minutes for me to "recall" my last name. My first and last name consists of 5 letters...

..And people still get it wrong.

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[info]elfieodette
2008-03-26 01:03 pm UTC (link)
Let's see "Michee Vrtis"...oh let me count the ways you can screw it up. :-)
My personal favorites (and by favorite, I mean biggest peeves) are when I introduce myself as "Michee" (pronounced me-she for those not in the know) and get called mitch-ee or mish-ee (mind you, they haven't seen it spelled yet). Surprisingly, Michee isn't too tough for people to spell--although if I say it's spelled just like Michelle but without the l's, they inevitably drop the second e...
Vrtis is actually far more entertaining. If my name needs to be typed out, I always say "Vrtis, v as in victor, r as in robert, t as in thomas, i as in irene, s as in susan." 95% of the time they type it as "vertis." Did I stutter some where?? Did "e as in edward" some how slip out???
My brother even had a cop argue with him on the spelling of his name--and the cop had my brother's license in hand!
Now that I'm hyphenated, once they get through "Vrtis" they have to confirm the latter name--which is entirely commonly spelled. I think they figure if I've got that much uncommon, how could I have a commonly-spelled name?
Although, I do get some sort of weird humor out of the whole thing...

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